Do I like attention? Do I wanna be loved?

Of course I fucking do.

I am an asian stoic man!

I tell others I don't want anything for my birthday, but secretly, I do.

When Christmas is here, I'm like, ugh, whatever, it's just another day when really, I kind of enjoy the atmosphere it brings.

When I do a good deed and others praise me for it, I'm like, "It's not a big deal okaaaaaaaaaaaaay? I am just glad they're alright", when actually, I feel fucking glorious.

When I see other broody dudes, I wonder what's up their ass when actually, I see a part of myself in them.

I act all unfriendly and shit when I meet new people because I am on always on guard. It's how I intimidate people with my quiet-hero charisma. But really, I rather you make the first move without coming on too strong.

I work out all the time because I believe physical strength is true strength. Come on, I grew up watching Dragonball Z. I want you to stare.

I tell others I hate kids cause they're like super loud, annoying and demonic. But I still take pride in being able to watch out for any of them because kids are the future and shit.

I look like I don't care or rather, when I am on a roll and bitching about something, I'll end if off with, "Actually, I don't care", but deep down, I've tons of shit unsolved.

I say, "I love you" like maybe five times in my life.

I say shit like, "Leave me alone" when really, I am glad you're here.

I'm an asian stoic man.

Of course I want to be loved.

Isn't it obvious?